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Virginia:
<i>Previously on Masters Of Sex...</i>

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Libby: They've invited us
to dinner.

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They're very nice, the Edleys.

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He's a big guy,
a former football player.

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Virginia:
What do you want from me?

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Tessa: I just want you to be
aware of all the things

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you've ruined for me
because you don't remember.

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You know what, mom?

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You're the last person who gets
to lecture me on anything.

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Bill: A pregnant, unwed woman

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cannot be the standard bearer
for the cause of--

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Virginia:
Cause of sexual enlightenment,

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yes, Bill, I realize that.

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You have made that very clear.

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Bill: This is not a traditional
marriage she's proposing.

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Simply an arrangement
to give your child legitimacy.

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George: It's about legitimizing
your partnership, too.

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Bill: Perhaps it's your
ambivalence that's the problem.

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That you live in a constant
state of apology

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to your children.

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What-- what
if you showed this baby

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that you were choosing
to pursue your passion,

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not over him, but for him?

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You parented this book,
Virginia--

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half you, half me,
and now here it is.

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www.addic7ed.com

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Virginia: "Dr. Masters
and Mrs. Johnson herald

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what is truly
a Copernican revolution

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in the study
of human sexuality."

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"The American Medical Journal."

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Bill:
And that's after the grilling

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Buckland put us through
in Boston.

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Virginia: Copernicus?

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Why doesn't he just compare us
to Jesus himself?

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Bill: "The Journal
For American Gynecology" says

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our book is highly recommended,

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as does
"American Endocrinology,"

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"The Easton Review."

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Virginia: Buckland uses the word
"brilliant" three times.

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Did you see that?

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Bill: - Four times.
Virginia: - Four times.

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And then goes on, "Well,
I will not hazard an answer

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to the question posed
on the cover of 'Time Magazine,'

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after reading
'Human Sexual Response,'

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I can confidently say
even if God is not dead,

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Dr. Freud certainly is."

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But we killed Freud.

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Bill:
But we knew that years ago.

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Virginia: You haven't...

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tried to touch me
in almost a year.

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Bill: Well, no,
eight months, Virginia,

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and I wanted to--
you know that.

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Virginia: I didn't care
that it was George's baby.

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Bill: I cared.

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But... now the baby is here.

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And all traces of George
have gone.

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Virginia: Yeah.

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That was easy.

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Bill:
No, I want to see you.

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Virginia:
You can see me well enough.

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Bill: Eight months
is a long time, Virginia.

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Virginia: I know.

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Bill: Have you...
Have you missed this?

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Virginia:
Of course I have.

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It's just...
[ Sighs ]

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Your body...

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It...

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It never quite feels exactly
like itself...

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afterwards.
I mean, eventually, it does.

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Bill:
Usually after six weeks.

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Often, you can resume sex
after six weeks,

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you're now at eight.

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And your body is...

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Virginia: Not like itself.

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Bill: ...perfect.

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[ Baby crying ]

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Virginia: She usually
falls back asleep.

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[ Crying continues ]

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[ Crying subsides ]

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[ Crying resumes ]

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Woman:
Do you remember that?

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I know!
I would like to do that!

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Patricia: Oh, Bill!

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How is that project of yours
coming along?

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Study, right?

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Bill:
A study that's now a book.

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I wrote a book.

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Angela:
My nephew wrote a book.

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He said it all
just sort of came to him.

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Is that how it was for you,
Bill?

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Bill: No.
Can you excuse me?

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Angela: Oh.

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[ Door opens, closes ]

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Joy: I already did it.

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Libby: What?

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Woman: I have to get home.

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I'm sure he's going crazy.

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Joy: In fact, he showed me
three apartments just today.

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Libby: Joy,
that is a really big step.

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Joy: Two of them are
the size of postage stamps.

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I told him that I'd make
a decision by week's end.

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We talked about this, Libby--
our dissatisfaction.

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Libby:
Yes, it was just talk, Joy.

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Joy: But if I don't do something
about this now, then I'm just...

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That's all it will ever be,
just talk.

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Libby: Bill.

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Joy:
I should probably be going.

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Libby: Bill can walk you home,
if you like.

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Joy: I'm right next door.
Don't be silly.

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Congratulations on the book,
Bill.

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I'm gonna pick up a copy
tomorrow in broad daylight

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were even babies
and churchgoers can see me.

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Call you tomorrow, Libby.

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Bill: I thought
the Grape Boycott Committee

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met on Thursdays.

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Libby: It does.
Tonight was book group.

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Bill: Ah.

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[ Dog barks in distance ]

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Libby: I just found out that Joy
is talking about leaving Paul.

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And not just talking,
actually looking at apartments.

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Bill:
Well, Paul seems nice enough--

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although we hardly know them.

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Libby: Actually, I've gotten
to know Joy quite well

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since they moved in.

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Obviously, my mistake was giving
her "The Feminine Mystique."

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I simply said
it was an interesting book,

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I never told her it was
an instruction manual.

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Bill: David Buckland says

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we've written the most important
medical book of the decade.

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Reshaped the entire field.

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Libby: Do you think
I should tell him?

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Bill: David Buckland?

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Libby: No, Paul,
that his wife is leaving him!

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Bill: Is...
Is that a serious question?

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Libby: Well, she said
she won't say anything

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until her bags are packed.

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She says he'll just try
to convince her to stay,

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which is exactly
what he should do.

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Or maybe you could say that you
overheard the two of us talking,

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and tell Paul.

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Bill: Paul from next door?

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I've exchanged four words
with the man.

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Libby: Yes, but I've shared
three dinners

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and one neighborhood pot luck.

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And if Paul found out
that I wanted to leave you,

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wouldn't you want to know?

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Bill: Libby, people fantasize

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about all sorts of things
that they never do--

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This... this is
a preposterous conversation.

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And I'm hungry.

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Libby: The Chinese menu
is in the top drawer.

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They deliver until 10:00.

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Man: Doctor?

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Bill: Good morning.

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Man: Good morning,
may I help you?

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Bill:
"Post Dispatch," "Star Times."

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Ronald: Dr. Masters?

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Hi, I've just read your book.

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Bill: Really?
Are you a physician?

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Ronald: Ronald Sturgis.

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No, I'm with the Committee
For Decency.

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I've come to tell you
that Hell is a real place.

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Bill: No worse
than St. Louis in August.

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Ronald:
Well, we have God to thank

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that Washington University
fired you

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before you had the chance

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to corrupt your students'
minds with this filth.

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Bill: What did you say?

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Ronald: I said it's a miracle
you're no longer a teacher,

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no longer a in a position to
peddle smut to our young people.

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"Know ye not
that the unrighteous

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shall not inherit
the kingdom of God?

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Now be not deceived-- Neither
fornicators nor idolaters,

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nor adulterers, nor feminists,
nor homosexuals, nor thieves--"

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Betty:
What if he had a knife?

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Bill:
He didn't have a knife.

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Betty: Well, he had something,
'cause you're white as a ghost.

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Bill: I'm not frightened,
Betty, I'm thinking.

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Betty: Fine,
but while you cogitate,

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we're hearing
from every John Birch nut job

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with a library card and a stamp.

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This one thinks
you work for Red China.

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This one thinks the book
is the work of the Antichrist,

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and now they're showing up
at our front door?

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Bill: Lester, wake up.

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How many medical students
are there in the US?

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30,000 maybe?

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Lester: I, uh...
I'm not sure.

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Bill: Well, that's 30,000 copies
of our book

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just waiting to be sold.

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It could be a textbook.

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The standard textbook
on the subject.

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We could start
at Washington University,

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where the study was born,
after all,

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and where we thank them
extensively

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in our acknowledgments,

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in spite of their abysmal
treatment of us and the work.

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But it's the logical
jumping-off point.

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Then we could branch out into
schools all across the Midwest.

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Build momentum.

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Lester: Do medical schools
even have courses on sex?

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Bill: And we'll convince them
that they should.

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Betty: I hate to rain
on your ticker-tape parade,

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but selling medical textbooks

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isn't exactly
a get-rich-quick scheme.

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Bill:
It might take some time, yes.

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Betty: Or you could skip
all that busy work

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and take on an investor.

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Don't look at me like
I'm the old ball and chain.

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You know that we paid
for the research

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from the fertility
and gyno patients.

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So if you want the research
to be self-sustaining,

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and you're certainly making lots
of noise like you do,

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then you need
a dedicated source of funding.

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That means an investor.

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Bill: Oh, now's not the time
for an investor.

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Betty: Now is the perfect time
for an investor--

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with the publicity
from the book?!

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Bill: No, the book just needs
to find the right audience.

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The money
will take care of itself.

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Get me the Dean of Curricular
of Washington University

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on the line and Virginia and I
can set up a meeting

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as soon as possible.

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Betty: You're going to sell
Wash U on the sex class?

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Bill: No, but Virginia could
sell an airplane to the Amish.

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Where is Virginia?

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Lester:
She called in this morning.

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There's a problem
with her daughter.

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[ Bill sighs ]
It's not the colic again.

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Lester: No, not Baby Lisa,
her other daughter.

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Sr. Annabelle: You're late,

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so we're going to have
to discuss this

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on the move, Mrs. Johnson.

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Virginia:
We're not that late.

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Sr. Annabelle:
This is not the first time

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we have spoken
about Tessa's behavior.

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I'm doubly disappointed
on the lack of improvement.

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Although, truth be told,

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students with divorced parents
often act out like this.

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Virginia: Well,
that would not apply to Tessa,

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since Mr. Johnson and I
are married.

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Tessa:
Remarried as of two months ago.

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They don't technically
live together.

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Virginia:
That is not the case.

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Sr. Annabelle: Whatever
your arrangement, you're here

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because Tessa skipped her
afternoon classes two days ago,

249
00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:18,112
then showed up yesterday
with a forged note-- again!

250
00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:21,549
I'm considering all disciplinary
action, including barring Tessa

251
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,818
from tomorrow night's
homecoming dance.

252
00:11:23,852 --> 00:11:27,888
I know your work keeps you
very busy, Mrs. Johnson,

253
00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:31,592
but please remember
children learn by example.

254
00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:33,860
[ Sighs ]

255
00:11:36,698 --> 00:11:40,000
Virginia: What did I tell you
about skipping class--

256
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:42,368
That Sister Annabelle's
watching you like a hawk!

257
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,537
Tessa: You have to admit,
I've got your signature down.

258
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:45,872
Virginia:
And I would appreciate

259
00:11:45,907 --> 00:11:47,307
you not spreading
around the fact

260
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,042
that your father and I
don't live together.

261
00:11:49,077 --> 00:11:50,777
It might give people
the wrong impression.

262
00:11:50,812 --> 00:11:52,579
Tessa: What would
the right impression be?

263
00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:54,280
Virginia:
It's nobody's business, Tessa.

264
00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:56,083
Tessa: Well, grandma thought
I made the whole thing up.

265
00:11:56,117 --> 00:11:57,383
Virginia: Wait!
You spoke to grandma?

266
00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:59,519
Tessa: You know
grandma and I are close.

267
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,589
She said if she were my age and
her whole school had found out

268
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:05,658
that her mom had written some
sex book, she'd skip class, too.

269
00:12:05,693 --> 00:12:07,126
Virginia:
What are you talking about?

270
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,961
Tessa:
You have no idea, do you?

271
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,964
The nightmare my life has become
since your book came out.

272
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,600
No one will sit near me
at lunch.

273
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,869
People scribble
disgusting things on my locker.

274
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,739
When I walk in a room, people
whisper, "There's Tessa Johnson,

275
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,174
the girl whose mom watches
people have sex all day."

276
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,845
Virginia: Why didn't you
talk to me about this?

277
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,080
Tessa: Talk to you when?
You have me three nights a week,

278
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,949
and when I am there,
you're busy with the baby.

279
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,585
[ School bell rings ]

280
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,987
Oh, I'm sorry.

281
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,856
Are we not supposed
to mention the baby, either?

282
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,891
[ Indistinct conversations ]

283
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:47,665
Bill: In the second half of the
course, then, the focus shifts,

284
00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:51,369
gradually to metabolic and
glandular changes to the body

285
00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:52,703
during sex.

286
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:57,475
Of course, ultimately,
concludes with geriatric sex.

287
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,446
Do you have any questions?

288
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,149
Snyder: Well,
it's certainly impressive work

289
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:08,185
that you and your partner
have done, Dr. Masters.

290
00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:11,021
I only wish that I had been here
during your tenure.

291
00:13:11,055 --> 00:13:12,323
I could have learned so much.

292
00:13:12,357 --> 00:13:14,258
Bill: Thank you.
I-- I appreciate you--

293
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:19,229
Snyder: Although... I'm not sure
Wash U is any more ready now

294
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:23,167
for an entire course on sexual
response than they were then.

295
00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:27,905
But I'll run it by my colleagues
and get back to you.

296
00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:29,739
We'll call you.

297
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:33,210
Bill: Well... thank you,

298
00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:35,412
uh, for making the time
to see us.

299
00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:37,747
I'll await your call.

300
00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:45,422
Until then, I-- I hope
we've... aroused your curiosity.

301
00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:47,924
If nothing else.

302
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,192
[ Laughter ]

303
00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:54,096
Lester: Well, I wouldn't put it
in a stand-up routine,

304
00:13:54,131 --> 00:13:55,264
but it was not a bad joke.

305
00:13:55,299 --> 00:13:56,632
Bill:
It wasn't meant to be a joke.

306
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,000
Lester:
Well, it was, and it worked.

307
00:13:58,035 --> 00:13:59,836
Bill:
How exactly did it work, Lester?

308
00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,237
He didn't agree to the course.

309
00:14:01,271 --> 00:14:03,105
Lester:
He's obviously considering it.

310
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:04,307
Bill: Well, if he was sold,

311
00:14:04,341 --> 00:14:06,142
he would have said yes
right there in the room.

312
00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,878
Virginia: It's over?
In 20 minutes?

313
00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:11,279
Bill: Would you give us
a moment, Lester?

314
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:16,318
Virginia: Well, what happened?
What did he say?

315
00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:18,186
Bill: He said
he would give us a call.

316
00:14:18,221 --> 00:14:19,855
Virginia: Oh.

317
00:14:19,889 --> 00:14:23,692
Well, maybe we should make
a longer presentation next time.

318
00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:25,260
Bill: Next time?
Oh, there'll be no next time.

319
00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:27,262
There's right now and there's
too late, those are the options.

320
00:14:27,296 --> 00:14:29,164
Virginia: Bill, I heard about
this meeting 30 minutes ago.

321
00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:30,932
I raced here from the office.

322
00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:32,667
Bill: Maybe if you'd been
at the office on time.

323
00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:33,935
Virginia: I got called
from Tessa's principal

324
00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,270
at 7:00 AM--

325
00:14:35,304 --> 00:14:36,804
Bill: I understand
you have a lot on your plate,

326
00:14:36,839 --> 00:14:38,773
but, honestly, Virginia, if you
can't commit to this schedule--

327
00:14:38,807 --> 00:14:40,475
Virginia:
Of course I can commit.

328
00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:42,377
I'm here, right now, committed.

329
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:44,278
And what happened this morning,

330
00:14:44,312 --> 00:14:46,881
I can assure you,
will not happen again.

331
00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:51,686
[ School bell rings ]

332
00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:57,057
Tessa: Are you ready
for chapter four?

333
00:14:57,092 --> 00:15:02,796
"This localized area of...
bulbar vasocongestion

334
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:05,132
contracts strongly
in a recurring pattern

335
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,901
during the orgasmic expression."

336
00:15:06,935 --> 00:15:09,803
Matt: Translation?

337
00:15:09,837 --> 00:15:14,541
Tessa: When a girl starts...
you know...

338
00:15:14,575 --> 00:15:17,411
Matt: I don't think
that I do know, actually.

339
00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:23,550
Tessa: When a girl has an
orgasm, it feels really good.

340
00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:26,319
Matt: Really?

341
00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:28,688
Tessa: And then
after she has the orgasm,

342
00:15:28,723 --> 00:15:32,358
obviously, she has a lot
of bulbar vasocongestion.

343
00:15:32,393 --> 00:15:33,659
[ Laughter ]

344
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:37,696
Matt: Have you read
"The Story Of O"?

345
00:15:37,731 --> 00:15:39,933
It's French,
so all of the characters

346
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:42,168
are going all the way,
all the time.

347
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,905
Andy Zeitlin,
his mom has a copy.

348
00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:49,374
His mom is a... nympho.

349
00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:52,645
You know what a nympho is,
right?

350
00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:55,113
It's when a girl
really likes sex.

351
00:15:55,148 --> 00:15:57,416
Tessa:
All girls really like sex.

352
00:15:57,451 --> 00:15:59,384
Matt:
How do you know that?

353
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:02,822
You... you've done it?

354
00:16:02,856 --> 00:16:04,122
Tessa: Haven't you?

355
00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:06,191
Matt: Yeah.

356
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,725
Definitely.

357
00:16:09,963 --> 00:16:12,697
Anyway...
What happens next?

358
00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:14,732
Tessa: Oh, yeah.

359
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:18,670
All right, "Chapter Five,
The Clitoris."

360
00:16:18,704 --> 00:16:20,705
[ Laughter ]

361
00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:34,853
Ronald: Mrs. Johnson.
I've read your book.

362
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:36,521
Virginia: Have you?

363
00:16:39,091 --> 00:16:42,426
[ Elevator bell dings ]

364
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,328
Ronald: Congratulations
on all your success.

365
00:16:50,235 --> 00:16:52,370
[ Elevator bell dings ]

366
00:16:52,404 --> 00:16:53,637
[ Cork pops from bottle ]

367
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,010
Virginia: My goodness,
what are we celebrating?

368
00:17:00,044 --> 00:17:01,411
Lester: Apparently,
Hef isn't above

369
00:17:01,445 --> 00:17:03,079
shameless and much-appreciated
gift giving.

370
00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:04,781
Virginia: Hugh Hefner
sent us champagne?

371
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,182
Bill:
I still don't understand

372
00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,851
why he wants to invest
in our research.

373
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,219
Betty: It's not just Hef.

374
00:17:09,253 --> 00:17:10,787
I told you, the phone has been
ringing off the hook.

375
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:14,790
I've got this big-shot perfume
guy from New York who wants in.

376
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,859
Some millionaire from Tucson.

377
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:18,261
Lester:
Makes electric hand massagers.

378
00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:19,562
Bill:
A hand massage company?

379
00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:20,663
Betty: And who says a girl

380
00:17:20,697 --> 00:17:22,332
only uses a hand massager
on her hands?

381
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,633
They're eager to meet,

382
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,768
can't wait to put their money
where our mouth is.

383
00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:27,504
Anyway, it's gotta be this week,

384
00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,705
'cause Hef's back to Chicago
on Friday

385
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,340
for the playmate pajama party.

386
00:17:31,374 --> 00:17:33,375
Bill:
I'm not interested in pajamas.

387
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,244
We need to focus
on the textbook.

388
00:17:35,278 --> 00:17:37,713
Betty: Oh, because everybody
knows there's a fortune

389
00:17:37,748 --> 00:17:39,181
to be made in medical textbooks.

390
00:17:39,215 --> 00:17:40,382
Bill: Because our book

391
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:42,885
could change the face
of medical education.

392
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,087
And yet here we are, as always,
quibbling over money.

393
00:17:46,656 --> 00:17:48,924
Virginia: If people want
to throw money at us

394
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,193
because they believe
in the work we're doing,

395
00:17:51,227 --> 00:17:52,727
we could at least listen, right?

396
00:17:52,762 --> 00:17:54,029
Let Betty and I meet,

397
00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:55,730
and you and Lester can stay
with the textbook.

398
00:17:55,765 --> 00:17:57,832
Bill: Oh, you're gonna meet
potential investors?

399
00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:00,001
You can barely keep up
with the work as it is.

400
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,437
Virginia:
It's not a problem, Bill.

401
00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,172
Betty and I can handle it.

402
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,007
Lester: And I will rededicate
myself to the book,

403
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,409
despite the fact that that means
long days and sleepless nights,

404
00:18:08,444 --> 00:18:09,945
since I don't sleep anyways

405
00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:12,681
with my screaming kids
and morbidly grumpy wife.

406
00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:13,882
Betty: It's Jane, Lester.

407
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:15,216
Lester: Oh, is it?

408
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,518
'Cause it's certainly not
the Jane I fell in love with.

409
00:18:17,553 --> 00:18:19,153
Bill:
Oh, it's most definitely Jane.

410
00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:24,858
Lester: Look who it is.
It's Jane!

411
00:18:27,529 --> 00:18:31,031
Jane: I am...
so sorry to interrupt

412
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,867
your mentally stimulating
and fulfilling day,

413
00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:36,136
but this morbidly grumpy
housewife

414
00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:39,707
is taking a little time away
from spit-up and dirty diapers

415
00:18:39,741 --> 00:18:43,777
to bring her husband a homemade
turkey sandwich and a Twinkie.

416
00:18:48,349 --> 00:18:50,450
Virginia: We're always so happy
to see you, Jane.

417
00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:56,789
Libby: But we made this plan
together, Joy-- weeks ago.

418
00:18:56,824 --> 00:18:58,458
Joy: I know,
but tonight's the only night

419
00:18:58,493 --> 00:18:59,559
that's good for the realtor.

420
00:18:59,594 --> 00:19:00,827
Libby: Goodness,
I feel like this realtor

421
00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:02,229
has taken over our lives.

422
00:19:02,263 --> 00:19:05,165
Joy: Okay, I'm sorry, Libby.
I didn't mean to upset you.

423
00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:06,600
Libby: I'm not upset.

424
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:09,268
We just have leaflets to pass
out before the Boycott

425
00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:13,740
and another book to pick out
before the next book group

426
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:16,709
and we have things
that we started together, Joy.

427
00:19:19,713 --> 00:19:22,515
I simply mean if Cesar Chavez
can walk 300 miles

428
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,650
to the California
state capital--

429
00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:26,385
Joy: You can walk, too, Libby.

430
00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:28,654
Walk away, I mean.

431
00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:34,893
Libby:
Walk away from my life?

432
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,564
Like you?

433
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,600
Don't be silly.

434
00:19:42,635 --> 00:19:45,671
Joy: If you're unhappy
in your marriage.

435
00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:47,973
Libby: Because I complain
about Bill's hours?

436
00:19:48,007 --> 00:19:49,975
Everyone complains, Joy.

437
00:19:50,009 --> 00:19:52,210
Plus, I have children.

438
00:19:52,244 --> 00:19:55,213
And I'm not unhappy.

439
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:57,448
Joy: No, of course not.

440
00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:59,016
And you have
so much ahead of you

441
00:19:59,051 --> 00:20:00,418
with Bill's book being released.

442
00:20:00,452 --> 00:20:03,788
And, I mean, he's being written
about in "Time Magazine,"

443
00:20:03,822 --> 00:20:05,290
for crying out loud.

444
00:20:05,324 --> 00:20:08,059
I can't imagine what it's like
to share in all that with him.

445
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:14,565
When Paul first fell in love
with me,

446
00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:16,167
I'm not exaggerating, Lib,

447
00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:18,869
when I say that
all the girls were jealous.

448
00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:22,339
I had landed the most beautiful
boy, the all-state quarterback,

449
00:20:22,373 --> 00:20:23,774
and not only that,

450
00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:26,911
the boy who wanted to write
the great American novel

451
00:20:26,945 --> 00:20:28,179
and move to Morocco.

452
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:31,515
Paul had so many dreams.

453
00:20:31,549 --> 00:20:33,684
But that was a long time ago.

454
00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:37,321
And Paul, I mean,
he's a good teacher,

455
00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,656
a fine coach, a nice husband.

456
00:20:39,691 --> 00:20:43,527
But not one of those dreams
has come true.

457
00:20:43,561 --> 00:20:46,196
And I don't see that changing.

458
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:49,733
Which means the rest of my life

459
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:55,638
is this straight, flat highway
right into the sunset.

460
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:04,146
I will go with you tomorrow
night to pass out leaflets,

461
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,481
I promise.

462
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:09,585
Just come with me to see
the apartment tonight.

463
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,821
Please?
I know you don't approve.

464
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:16,158
I could use a friend, anyway.

465
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,227
Bill: Sorry I'm late.

466
00:21:18,262 --> 00:21:20,095
Staying for dinner, Joy?

467
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:23,565
Libby: Actually,
Joy and I already ate.

468
00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:28,270
Um, we have Boycott work
to do tonight.

469
00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:30,605
I did make a casserole
for you and Paul.

470
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,808
Bill: For?

471
00:21:32,842 --> 00:21:34,676
Libby: I invited Paul
over to join you.

472
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,545
We thought you could
keep each other company...

473
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:39,681
and give you a chance to talk.

474
00:21:44,687 --> 00:21:45,987
Announcer:
<i>St. Louis threatening.</i>

475
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:47,088
<i>Back to throw.</i>

476
00:21:47,122 --> 00:21:48,456
<i>He's got a man</i>
<i>on the sidelines,</i>

477
00:21:48,491 --> 00:21:49,624
<i>batted out of bounds.</i>

478
00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:50,858
<i>Incomplete.</i>

479
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,427
Paul: Well, I--
I saw an article in the paper

480
00:21:53,461 --> 00:21:54,528
about your book.

481
00:21:54,562 --> 00:21:56,330
Something about sexual...

482
00:21:56,364 --> 00:21:58,266
Bill: "Human Sexual Response."

483
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,433
Paul: That's it.

484
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,235
Bill: Uh, in fact,

485
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:06,040
I-- I still have quite
a lot of work to do tonight.

486
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,375
Paul: You know, those academic
books can really sell,

487
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,444
especially if you get them
onto a curriculum,

488
00:22:10,478 --> 00:22:12,680
get the medical schools
to use them as a textbook.

489
00:22:12,714 --> 00:22:16,450
Bill: Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm trying to do.

490
00:22:16,484 --> 00:22:20,086
Paul: Yeah. Well, I look forward
to reading it.

491
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,689
Although, I don't know.

492
00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:23,390
Doesn't sound like
the kind of title

493
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,325
a married man should have
on his bookshelf.

494
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,027
Bill: Actually,
we think of the work

495
00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:28,428
as a way to strengthen marriage.

496
00:22:28,462 --> 00:22:30,496
Dissatisfaction in the bedroom

497
00:22:30,531 --> 00:22:33,433
is one of the leading causes
of divorce.

498
00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:34,734
Paul: No kidding.

499
00:22:34,768 --> 00:22:36,002
Well, luckily, Joy and I

500
00:22:36,037 --> 00:22:38,571
have never had any trouble
in that department, so...

501
00:22:41,942 --> 00:22:44,910
<i>He's back to throw again.</i>

502
00:22:44,945 --> 00:22:47,046
<i>- He's got a man on the side.</i>
<i>Bill: - Jesus.</i>

503
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,215
Anderson left the receiver
wide open.

504
00:22:49,249 --> 00:22:50,483
Paul: It's like déjà vu.

505
00:22:50,517 --> 00:22:51,751
This is just like a game

506
00:22:51,785 --> 00:22:53,786
I played against
Washington State once.

507
00:22:53,821 --> 00:22:55,455
Bill:
You played college ball?

508
00:22:55,489 --> 00:22:57,523
Paul: Yeah,
about a thousand years ago.

509
00:22:57,558 --> 00:22:59,658
I was quarterback in Nebraska.

510
00:22:59,692 --> 00:23:03,062
Bill:
Paul Edley, you're--

511
00:23:03,096 --> 00:23:04,363
you're...

512
00:23:04,397 --> 00:23:06,999
Paul: That Paul Edley, yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

513
00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:08,800
Bill: Washington State game.

514
00:23:08,835 --> 00:23:10,736
That-- that was
the 1949 Rose Bowl.

515
00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:12,872
Paul: It was.
And by the fourth quarter,

516
00:23:12,906 --> 00:23:15,440
my two best receivers were
headed to the emergency room.

517
00:23:15,475 --> 00:23:17,308
So we're fourth and goal,

518
00:23:17,343 --> 00:23:19,811
I don't know,
40 seconds on the clock...

519
00:23:19,846 --> 00:23:21,145
Bill: And down by six.

520
00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:22,447
Paul: That's right,

521
00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:25,484
and the second I got the snap,
all I could see was red.

522
00:23:25,518 --> 00:23:27,386
I mean, my offensive line
was Swiss cheese.

523
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,587
These guys were pouring in.

524
00:23:28,621 --> 00:23:31,055
I had maybe three seconds
till I was down.

525
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:32,090
Next thing I know, I look up,

526
00:23:32,124 --> 00:23:33,391
and I'm standing
in the end zone.

527
00:23:33,425 --> 00:23:34,859
Bill: You had
to run the ball yourself.

528
00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:38,329
Paul:
Yeah, sometimes, that's...

529
00:23:38,364 --> 00:23:40,965
that's the only way.

530
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,268
[ Announcer continues ]

531
00:23:49,974 --> 00:23:52,009
Bill:
I want to show you something.

532
00:23:57,849 --> 00:24:03,086
1933 football star set,
mint condition.

533
00:24:03,121 --> 00:24:07,857
It took me two years to put
this whole collection together.

534
00:24:07,892 --> 00:24:10,727
Paul: Hmm.

535
00:24:10,761 --> 00:24:13,897
Those look, um...
those look pretty great.

536
00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:16,733
Bill: Look at this.

537
00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:17,867
Paul: Ah, yeah.

538
00:24:17,902 --> 00:24:19,269
Bill: Ed Weir.

539
00:24:19,304 --> 00:24:22,405
Captain
of the 1923 Nebraska team.

540
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,908
Paul: He was.

541
00:24:24,942 --> 00:24:29,412
Bill: Oh. George Wilson--
"Wildcat" Wilson.

542
00:24:29,447 --> 00:24:30,680
Paul: Yep.

543
00:24:30,714 --> 00:24:32,916
Bill: 37 career touchdowns
in college ball,

544
00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:35,452
then he goes on to win
the NFL championship in '28.

545
00:24:35,486 --> 00:24:37,386
Paul: Yeah,
I did love the Wildcat.

546
00:24:37,421 --> 00:24:38,754
Bill: Yeah.

547
00:24:38,788 --> 00:24:42,058
Paul: I have to say I'm not much
of a card collector,

548
00:24:42,092 --> 00:24:44,526
but it's clear
this is quite the set.

549
00:24:44,561 --> 00:24:46,628
[ Announcer continues ]

550
00:24:58,207 --> 00:24:59,741
Bill: Um...

551
00:25:03,546 --> 00:25:04,980
Ernie Nevers.

552
00:25:05,014 --> 00:25:07,749
Paul: Hmm.

553
00:25:07,784 --> 00:25:11,453
Bill: Single greatest fullback
in the history of football.

554
00:25:11,487 --> 00:25:13,021
Paul: Oh.
I don't know about that.

555
00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:14,122
Bill: Paul, I do know.

556
00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:15,756
One of the older boys in school,

557
00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:18,259
he said he would give this one
to me for $5.00.

558
00:25:18,294 --> 00:25:20,828
Well, it might as well
have been $500.

559
00:25:20,863 --> 00:25:23,865
And I got my pal Wally to go in
on it with me.

560
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:27,568
It took me and Wally
a month of shoveling driveways

561
00:25:27,603 --> 00:25:29,670
to scrape together the money.

562
00:25:29,705 --> 00:25:30,905
Then at the last minute,
Wally pulled out.

563
00:25:30,939 --> 00:25:32,406
Paul: Oh.

564
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,775
Bill: I spent another month
and a half in the snow,

565
00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:36,410
trying to make up
the difference.

566
00:25:36,444 --> 00:25:40,180
Paul: Well, you know, it's like
we were saying before--

567
00:25:40,215 --> 00:25:43,683
Sometimes you gotta...
you gotta do it on your own.

568
00:25:43,718 --> 00:25:46,620
Right?

569
00:25:46,654 --> 00:25:50,224
[ Bill blows ]

570
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,726
Darren: <i>I-- I didn't know!</i>

571
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,928
Virginia: Hello?

572
00:25:54,962 --> 00:25:57,031
[ Door closes ]

573
00:25:57,065 --> 00:26:01,868
I have a cheeseburger
from DandW, no less.

574
00:26:01,903 --> 00:26:03,937
Tessa: I already ate dinner.

575
00:26:03,971 --> 00:26:05,739
Virginia:
A bag of potato chips?

576
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,140
That's not dinner, Tessa.

577
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,609
Tessa:
Grandma called-- again.

578
00:26:09,644 --> 00:26:11,845
She wants you to call her back.

579
00:26:11,879 --> 00:26:15,615
Virginia: I also made
a little stop at Vandervoort's

580
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:16,916
on my way home.

581
00:26:29,663 --> 00:26:33,933
Grandma bought me a dress just
like that for my homecoming.

582
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,935
Tessa: It's pretty.

583
00:26:38,304 --> 00:26:41,406
Virginia: And do you have a date
for tomorrow night?

584
00:26:41,441 --> 00:26:43,308
Tessa:
It's not that kind of dance.

585
00:26:43,342 --> 00:26:45,778
Virginia: That's not what
Sister Annabelle said.

586
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,379
I saw on the school bulletin

587
00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:50,182
that they were looking
for parents to chaperone,

588
00:26:50,216 --> 00:26:52,250
so I called Sister Annabelle,
and--

589
00:26:52,285 --> 00:26:54,252
Tessa: - You didn't.
Virginia: - I did.

590
00:26:54,287 --> 00:26:58,190
I thought about what you said,
and you're right.

591
00:26:58,224 --> 00:27:00,425
Between Lisa and everything

592
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:01,893
that's been going on at work
lately,

593
00:27:01,927 --> 00:27:04,162
I think it's a good idea for us
to spend more time together.

594
00:27:04,197 --> 00:27:05,363
Tessa: Oh, my God.

595
00:27:05,398 --> 00:27:07,699
Virginia:
That hardly sounds like,

596
00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:09,300
"Oh, my God, I'm so excited."

597
00:27:09,334 --> 00:27:10,768
Tessa: You're kidding.

598
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:13,437
The second you walk in that
school, everyone's gonna say,

599
00:27:13,472 --> 00:27:14,973
"Look, there goes the sex mom."

600
00:27:15,007 --> 00:27:18,542
Our entire school
knows who you are.

601
00:27:18,577 --> 00:27:22,213
You're infamous now,
so if you're going, I'm not.

602
00:27:27,452 --> 00:27:30,621
Virginia:
All right, well...

603
00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:32,323
If you don't want to go
to the dance,

604
00:27:32,357 --> 00:27:34,958
then there's no reason
to keep the dress, is there?

605
00:27:38,896 --> 00:27:40,030
Lester: I got calls back

606
00:27:40,064 --> 00:27:41,932
from Illinois, Indiana,
and Wisconsin.

607
00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:44,467
They're open to discussing the
book as a potential textbook,

608
00:27:44,502 --> 00:27:46,402
but they do want to hear
about it from you.

609
00:27:46,437 --> 00:27:47,771
Bill: Washington University?

610
00:27:47,805 --> 00:27:49,572
Lester: Yeah.
They haven't called yet.

611
00:27:49,607 --> 00:27:50,774
We could try calling them.

612
00:27:50,808 --> 00:27:53,977
Virginia: Didn't you wear
that same tie yesterday?

613
00:27:54,012 --> 00:27:57,380
Lester: My wardrobe options
are limited at the moment.

614
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,482
It's not like I'm gonna be
sleeping at the office forever.

615
00:27:59,517 --> 00:28:00,983
Betty: Here's hoping.

616
00:28:01,018 --> 00:28:04,287
I've got our investor meeting
set up for tonight, Virginia,

617
00:28:04,321 --> 00:28:07,123
since the earliest
Hef could do was 9:00 PM.

618
00:28:07,158 --> 00:28:09,825
Turns out
he's a bit of a night owl.

619
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:11,827
Is tonight not good for you?

620
00:28:11,862 --> 00:28:14,997
Virginia:
No, tonight's fine.

621
00:28:15,032 --> 00:28:16,799
I might have to rearrange
a few things,

622
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,868
but I said I would be there,
so I'll be there.

623
00:28:18,902 --> 00:28:20,636
Which calls would you
like me to return?

624
00:28:20,671 --> 00:28:22,705
Bill: Your hands are full.
I'll take care of it.

625
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:33,948
Hello, this is Dr. Masters.

626
00:28:33,983 --> 00:28:37,152
Yes, Bill Masters.
I'm calling to speak to...

627
00:28:37,187 --> 00:28:38,720
Dr. Swanson.
Bob Grayson.

628
00:28:38,754 --> 00:28:40,589
Is Dr. Stern available?

629
00:28:40,623 --> 00:28:41,923
I was impressed, Dr. Kraft,

630
00:28:41,957 --> 00:28:45,560
by your symposium
on ovarian torsion.

631
00:28:45,594 --> 00:28:47,628
...your seminar
on endometriosis.

632
00:28:47,663 --> 00:28:48,730
...study on fibroids.

633
00:28:50,532 --> 00:28:51,966
So did you see the review?

634
00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:54,335
The write-up
in the "Scientific--"

635
00:28:54,369 --> 00:28:55,503
Oh, this is the first call
I'm making.

636
00:28:55,537 --> 00:28:56,738
The first medical school...

637
00:28:56,772 --> 00:28:59,140
Isn't it time a medical school
jumps on board?

638
00:28:59,175 --> 00:29:01,942
A comprehensive course
on the physiology...

639
00:29:01,976 --> 00:29:04,612
Sexual response...
Sexual response...

640
00:29:04,646 --> 00:29:06,647
Sex. Human sexual...

641
00:29:06,682 --> 00:29:08,416
Sex. Hello?

642
00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:14,755
The book, a textbook.

643
00:29:14,789 --> 00:29:16,557
Using the book as a textbook.

644
00:29:16,592 --> 00:29:18,692
It would not be
a how-to course, no.

645
00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:21,528
Well, you wouldn't want
the University of Minnesota...

646
00:29:21,562 --> 00:29:23,764
Kansas City...
Chicago beating you to...

647
00:29:23,798 --> 00:29:25,298
The cutting edge...
Cutting edge...

648
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:28,135
That is exactly
where Ohio State should be.

649
00:29:28,169 --> 00:29:29,703
All right, we'll be in touch.

650
00:29:29,738 --> 00:29:34,541
And, well, my hope is at least
I've aroused your curiosity.

651
00:29:34,575 --> 00:29:38,410
I hope I've aroused your
curiosity, if nothing else.

652
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:39,979
[ Man laughing ]

653
00:29:40,013 --> 00:29:41,848
[ Laughter ]

654
00:29:41,882 --> 00:29:43,182
Bill: Excellent.

655
00:29:43,217 --> 00:29:45,818
Our publisher will be in touch
to set up the order.

656
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:48,988
[ Sighs ]
Any more calls?

657
00:29:49,022 --> 00:29:51,891
Betty: Toledo and Madison.

658
00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:54,093
Bill: How about
Washington University?

659
00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:55,227
Betty: Not a peep.

660
00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:59,197
Bill:
Get Wash U on the line.

661
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:02,000
Betty: Okey-doke.

662
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:04,836
Bill: Never mind,
don't get Wash U on the line.

663
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:06,772
Betty: Okay.

664
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:09,541
[ Bill sighs ]

665
00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:11,243
[ Doorbell rings ]

666
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:19,184
Hello, Barton.
I'm sorry to stop by like this.

667
00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:20,451
I tried to call, but...

668
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,921
Barton:
Oh, no, I've been out.

669
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,959
To what do I owe the pleasure?

670
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,696
Bill: Well, I wanted
to bend your ear

671
00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:33,665
about Washington University.

672
00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:36,401
Judith: Honey, did we
already open the wine?

673
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:40,104
Oh, I didn't know
we had company.

674
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,608
Tessa: So last night when I told
you not to go to the dance,

675
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:45,976
you completely refuse.

676
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,045
And then today, you called
Sister Annabelle out of the blue

677
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,646
and told her
you changed your mind?

678
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,581
Virginia: Well,
you made it very clear

679
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,117
that I would embarrass you,

680
00:30:53,151 --> 00:30:56,220
and that is the last thing that
I want to do-- embarrass you.

681
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:57,321
Tessa:
You have work, don't you?

682
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,989
Virginia: Tessa.

683
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,091
I have some meetings
that came up, yes,

684
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:05,796
but that is not why I cancelled
the chaperoning.

685
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:07,431
But even if I had,
I don't understand

686
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:09,065
what you're getting
so worked up about.

687
00:31:09,099 --> 00:31:10,934
Tessa: 'Cause I wanted you
not to go to the dance

688
00:31:10,968 --> 00:31:12,636
because I asked you
not to go to the dance.

689
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:14,338
Not because of work.

690
00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:16,707
Virginia: Well, now you're just
being deliberately difficult.

691
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:19,108
I will pick you up at 10:00.

692
00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,311
And don't forget, you're staying
at your dad's tonight.

693
00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:23,512
- And, honey, you look...
- [ Slams door ]

694
00:31:23,547 --> 00:31:24,981
...pretty.

695
00:31:28,385 --> 00:31:30,153
Judith:
I also have a berry cobbler,

696
00:31:30,187 --> 00:31:32,155
so I hope everybody
saved plenty of room.

697
00:31:32,189 --> 00:31:33,789
Barton: Oh!
Before I met Judith,

698
00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:35,391
I didn't know it was possible

699
00:31:35,425 --> 00:31:37,526
to go up two pants sizes
in one meal.

700
00:31:37,561 --> 00:31:38,527
[ Judith laughs ]

701
00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:40,429
He's always teasing me,
this one.

702
00:31:47,036 --> 00:31:48,771
Bill: So how did you two...

703
00:31:48,805 --> 00:31:50,038
Barton:
Oh, Judith lives upstairs.

704
00:31:50,073 --> 00:31:52,875
Used to run into each other
in the elevator.

705
00:31:52,909 --> 00:31:54,243
Every time she saw me,

706
00:31:54,277 --> 00:31:56,845
I had a grocery bag
full of frozen dinners.

707
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,281
One night, the doorbell rang,

708
00:31:59,315 --> 00:32:02,985
and there she was--
with homemade lasagna.

709
00:32:03,019 --> 00:32:04,186
[ Chuckles ]

710
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,888
You had a question
about Wash U?

711
00:32:06,922 --> 00:32:11,393
Bill: Uh, yes.
So I've been...

712
00:32:11,427 --> 00:32:13,094
I've been talking
to medical schools

713
00:32:13,128 --> 00:32:14,896
about using our study
as a textbook.

714
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:19,033
I had... an encouraging meeting

715
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:23,437
with Dean Snyder at Wash U,
but... I haven't heard back.

716
00:32:23,471 --> 00:32:25,907
[ Barton sighs ]

717
00:32:25,941 --> 00:32:27,141
I can ask around,
if you'd like.

718
00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:28,442
Bill: I'm sure
Chancellor Fitzhugh

719
00:32:28,476 --> 00:32:31,112
has mixed feelings
about the book.

720
00:32:31,146 --> 00:32:32,579
Barton: I wouldn't know.

721
00:32:32,614 --> 00:32:35,116
I don't remember the last
conversation I had with Fitzhugh

722
00:32:35,150 --> 00:32:37,418
that lasted longer than
a "How are you" in the hall.

723
00:32:37,452 --> 00:32:42,188
When I came back to Wash U,
I gave up the provost job.

724
00:32:42,223 --> 00:32:44,691
Couldn't wait to get back
to doctoring.

725
00:32:44,726 --> 00:32:47,227
Now I come in at 7:00,
I leave at 5:00.

726
00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:48,662
And the best part is,

727
00:32:48,696 --> 00:32:51,665
I'm done toadying up
to the likes of Fitzhugh.

728
00:32:51,699 --> 00:32:52,933
You should be done, too.

729
00:32:52,967 --> 00:32:54,267
Bill: I'm not toadying.

730
00:32:54,302 --> 00:32:56,502
Barton: Oh, but you'll be doing
plenty of that, and more,

731
00:32:56,537 --> 00:32:58,271
if you're trying to get
your book in there.

732
00:32:58,306 --> 00:33:00,840
Bill: Wash U is where the...
It's where the study started.

733
00:33:00,874 --> 00:33:02,675
Barton:
It's also where you were fired.

734
00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:04,444
Your book is a success, Bill.

735
00:33:04,478 --> 00:33:07,280
You don't need to tilt
at windmills anymore.

736
00:33:07,315 --> 00:33:10,150
Bill: Wash U is the number-one
school in the Midwest.

737
00:33:10,184 --> 00:33:11,418
I spent 15 years there.

738
00:33:11,452 --> 00:33:14,086
My practice got them
national attention.

739
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,889
Wash U is where the book
belongs, Barton.

740
00:33:16,924 --> 00:33:18,458
[ Barton sighs ]

741
00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:27,266
I do know Fitzhugh

742
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:30,336
is hosting a faculty
cocktail party tonight.

743
00:33:31,871 --> 00:33:35,507
I had no intention of going.

744
00:33:38,978 --> 00:33:41,880
Leonard: So I figured
who doesn't like roast beef?

745
00:33:41,914 --> 00:33:43,615
- Am I right?
Betty: - Right!

746
00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:47,351
Leonard: So your partner is
the doctor of the operation,

747
00:33:47,386 --> 00:33:48,853
and that makes you...

748
00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:51,089
Virginia:
I'm the psychologist.

749
00:33:51,123 --> 00:33:52,490
Leonard: Oh,
so you're both head doctors.

750
00:33:52,524 --> 00:33:55,393
You do the big head,
he does the little guy!

751
00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:58,063
[ Laughter ]

752
00:33:58,097 --> 00:34:00,531
Dan: Shalimar.
A classic.

753
00:34:00,566 --> 00:34:03,100
Betty: Named after
an emperor's wife.

754
00:34:03,134 --> 00:34:05,636
Dan: Actually,
named after a garden

755
00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:07,738
the emperor built for his wife.

756
00:34:07,772 --> 00:34:12,310
Now, you, on the other hand...

757
00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:14,612
are a little harder to pin down.

758
00:34:14,646 --> 00:34:18,416
Virginia: Well, actually,
I don't wear perfume.

759
00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:20,417
It makes me queasy when I eat.

760
00:34:20,451 --> 00:34:23,821
Leonard: Allow me to introduce
the Velvet Touch--

761
00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:27,825
Electric Heated
Hand Massager 3000.

762
00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:33,130
This little baby is guaranteed
to cure migraines,

763
00:34:33,164 --> 00:34:34,698
cramps, muscle spasms.

764
00:34:34,733 --> 00:34:37,934
It also helps, or so I'm told,

765
00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:40,670
in relieving certain
pelvic pressures.

766
00:34:40,705 --> 00:34:43,540
Betty: So what makes someone
in the perfume industry--

767
00:34:43,574 --> 00:34:45,575
Dan: Flavors
and fragrance industry,

768
00:34:45,610 --> 00:34:46,976
and it's not just perfume.

769
00:34:47,010 --> 00:34:50,113
We also do food additives,
soaps, hand lotions.

770
00:34:50,147 --> 00:34:51,781
Betty: My error entirely.

771
00:34:51,815 --> 00:34:53,349
Virginia:
So what makes someone

772
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,218
in the flavors
and fragrances industry

773
00:34:55,252 --> 00:34:57,086
interested in sex research,
Mr. Logan?

774
00:34:57,121 --> 00:34:59,488
Dan: Well, as a doctor,
I'm sure you know--

775
00:34:59,522 --> 00:35:01,457
Virginia:
I'm not a medical doctor.

776
00:35:01,491 --> 00:35:02,892
My degree is in psychology.

777
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:05,361
Leonard: With your science
and my engineering,

778
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:07,529
we could completely
revolutionize

779
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,765
the electric hand-massaging
industry

780
00:35:09,799 --> 00:35:14,202
from top to bottom,
pun intended.

781
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,271
[ Chuckles ]

782
00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:17,306
Dan: There are two questions

783
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:20,409
that have puzzled me
in my entire career.

784
00:35:20,443 --> 00:35:24,780
I think maybe we can answer
those questions together.

785
00:35:24,814 --> 00:35:27,482
Virginia: And what might
those questions be?

786
00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:30,152
Dan:
What is the smell of sex?

787
00:35:30,186 --> 00:35:34,355
And how do we get it
in a bottle?

788
00:35:34,390 --> 00:35:36,958
Hugh:
If you got caught having sex,

789
00:35:36,993 --> 00:35:38,526
first you'd be whipped publicly.

790
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,362
Then you'd be taken to another
location and whipped again.

791
00:35:41,397 --> 00:35:44,299
After your second infraction,
it was a hot iron to the face.

792
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,267
God bless the pilgrims.

793
00:35:46,302 --> 00:35:48,969
First in a long line
of self-righteous schoolmarms

794
00:35:49,004 --> 00:35:52,106
appointing themselves the moral
guardians of the free world.

795
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:54,676
Virginia: But you are going
to change all that.

796
00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:57,044
Betty:
One centerfold at a time.

797
00:35:57,078 --> 00:35:59,746
Hugh: I detect a little
skepticism in your voices.

798
00:35:59,781 --> 00:36:02,049
Betty: Well,
you're sitting with a shrink

799
00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,885
and a student of human nature,
let's say.

800
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,587
So skepticism
is our bread and butter.

801
00:36:07,622 --> 00:36:10,291
Virginia: Besides,
I doubt this is the first time

802
00:36:10,325 --> 00:36:13,060
that someone has questioned
the sincerity of a man

803
00:36:13,094 --> 00:36:15,696
whose employees wear
fuzzy ears and cottontails.

804
00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:19,766
Hugh: This? This is all just
candy coating on the Aspirin.

805
00:36:19,801 --> 00:36:22,902
We're both offering
the same medicine here,

806
00:36:22,937 --> 00:36:25,071
only I know how
to get folks to take it.

807
00:36:25,105 --> 00:36:28,208
Betty: "Human Sexual Response"
has already sold 4,000 copies.

808
00:36:28,242 --> 00:36:30,877
Hugh: And I sell
4 million magazines a month.

809
00:36:30,911 --> 00:36:33,112
I know science is expensive.

810
00:36:33,147 --> 00:36:34,747
I have a foundation

811
00:36:34,781 --> 00:36:37,817
ready to provide whatever
financial support you may need.

812
00:36:37,852 --> 00:36:40,286
Virginia: Well, I'm still--
still not exactly clear

813
00:36:40,321 --> 00:36:42,421
on what it is you expect
from us in return.

814
00:36:42,456 --> 00:36:44,290
Hugh: Well,
you have sterling reviews

815
00:36:44,325 --> 00:36:46,125
from the
"American Medical Journal."

816
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,562
I wouldn't mind a little of what
you have rubbing off on me.

817
00:36:49,596 --> 00:36:53,432
So I'd like to feature you and
Dr. Masters in the magazine.

818
00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:54,967
I'd like to get your names

819
00:36:55,001 --> 00:36:57,403
on the quarterly report
of my foundation.

820
00:36:57,437 --> 00:37:00,138
Changing the world
can be a lonely business.

821
00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:01,640
Why not do it together?

822
00:37:04,010 --> 00:37:07,679
Virginia: Why not, indeed.

823
00:37:07,713 --> 00:37:09,581
[ Pop music playing on radio ]

824
00:37:09,615 --> 00:37:10,815
Matt: Dallas.

825
00:37:10,850 --> 00:37:14,186
Tessa: Sorry.
The capital of Texas is Austin.

826
00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,954
Matt: No, you're wrong.

827
00:37:15,989 --> 00:37:17,689
[ Tessa chuckles ]

828
00:37:17,723 --> 00:37:19,091
Matt: I will drink anyway,

829
00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:21,493
but only because
I'm a good sport.

830
00:37:23,462 --> 00:37:27,198
- Mmm!
- [ Tessa laughs ]

831
00:37:27,232 --> 00:37:29,267
Matt: - Alaska.
Tessa: - Juneau.

832
00:37:34,139 --> 00:37:35,273
Matt: Oh!

833
00:37:35,307 --> 00:37:37,841
I-- I feel like
I'm drinking by myself.

834
00:37:37,876 --> 00:37:40,344
Tessa: Well, you sort of are.

835
00:37:40,379 --> 00:37:41,745
[ Both laugh ]

836
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:43,647
Matt:
How do you remember all those?

837
00:37:43,681 --> 00:37:45,716
Tessa: My dad traveled
when I was a kid.

838
00:37:50,588 --> 00:37:53,391
I...
I used to tell him how...

839
00:37:53,425 --> 00:37:57,160
I hated how I never knew
where he was.

840
00:37:57,194 --> 00:38:00,431
And so he put a map on my wall.

841
00:38:00,465 --> 00:38:03,567
And ever time he'd go on tour,

842
00:38:03,601 --> 00:38:08,238
he'd put pins in the places
he was going.

843
00:38:21,152 --> 00:38:23,954
Matt: Um...
the thing is...

844
00:38:23,988 --> 00:38:29,992
I haven't done a lot with girls.

845
00:38:30,026 --> 00:38:32,628
You probably know a lot more
about this stuff.

846
00:38:32,663 --> 00:38:34,564
Tessa: So I know more.

847
00:38:34,598 --> 00:38:38,568
Matt: Well...
Would you teach me?

848
00:38:38,602 --> 00:38:42,104
You know, show me what to do?

849
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:08,229
Tessa: Only that thing
that we shouldn't do.

850
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:10,764
Matt: What do you mean?
Why not?

851
00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,436
Tessa: It-- it's that time
of the month.

852
00:39:15,471 --> 00:39:18,438
Matt: Where?
You don't seem to be...

853
00:39:18,473 --> 00:39:22,642
Tessa: Oh, when a girl
can get really pregnant.

854
00:39:22,676 --> 00:39:24,378
And you don't have a rubber.

855
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:29,782
Next time.
We'll plan ahead.

856
00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:41,927
Matt: Well, you can't just
leave me like this.

857
00:39:43,997 --> 00:39:46,231
I mean, you have to do
something.

858
00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:49,001
Tessa: Oh.

859
00:39:51,905 --> 00:39:54,606
Matt: No.
Not with your hand.

860
00:39:54,641 --> 00:39:57,375
Try that other thing.

861
00:39:57,410 --> 00:40:00,611
You know, what girls do
with their mouth.

862
00:40:00,646 --> 00:40:03,881
Tessa: I-- I don't...
I don't want to do that.

863
00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:06,651
Matt: Why not?
You said that you know.

864
00:40:06,685 --> 00:40:09,187
Tessa: I-- I don't know.

865
00:40:09,221 --> 00:40:10,655
Matt:
It's in your mom's book.

866
00:40:10,689 --> 00:40:13,357
Jesus, don't be such
a prick tease.

867
00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:14,892
[ Tessa scoffs ]

868
00:40:14,927 --> 00:40:18,228
Matt: Come on.
With your mouth.

869
00:40:18,263 --> 00:40:19,997
[ Tessa gagging ]

870
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,935
Matt: No, no, no!
[ Gasping ]

871
00:40:23,969 --> 00:40:28,638
Oh!
[ Moaning ]

872
00:40:38,649 --> 00:40:42,919
Sorry.
Did I pull your hair?

873
00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:49,425
[ Pop music playing loudly,
indistinct conversations ]

874
00:41:03,607 --> 00:41:05,208
[ Sniffling ]

875
00:41:05,242 --> 00:41:07,243
[ Girls giggling in distance ]

876
00:41:21,157 --> 00:41:23,025
[ Piano playing jazz music ]

877
00:41:23,059 --> 00:41:25,360
[ Indistinct conversations ]

878
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:41,876
Fitzhugh: Barton!
I see you brought a guest.

879
00:41:41,910 --> 00:41:44,012
Barton: Well, Bill had a craving
for rubber chicken.

880
00:41:44,046 --> 00:41:45,747
I said I know just the shindig.

881
00:41:45,781 --> 00:41:47,949
Bill: I'm glad to run
into you, Doug.

882
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,851
There's an opportunity
I'd like to discuss.

883
00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:50,985
Fitzhugh: Yes, Dean Snyder

884
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:52,654
mentioned you stopped
by the campus.

885
00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,659
Bill: Wash U has the chance
to be one of the first schools

886
00:41:57,693 --> 00:42:00,128
in the country to offer
a stand-alone course--

887
00:42:00,162 --> 00:42:01,796
Fitzhugh: Using your book
as the textbook.

888
00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:06,834
Bill: Yes. I could send a copy
on over to you, if you'd like--

889
00:42:06,869 --> 00:42:09,069
Fitzhugh: No, no need, Bill.
I read your book.

890
00:42:09,103 --> 00:42:13,374
Bill: You have?
What do you think?

891
00:42:15,510 --> 00:42:17,478
Fitzhugh: Would you get me
a gin and tonic, Barton?

892
00:42:17,512 --> 00:42:19,313
What are you drinking, Bill?

893
00:42:19,347 --> 00:42:20,648
Bill: I'm fine, thanks.

894
00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:22,949
Fitzhugh: Beefeater
and plenty of ice.

895
00:42:29,190 --> 00:42:31,558
It's quite an achievement,
your book.

896
00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:33,359
Although it's still about sex,

897
00:42:33,394 --> 00:42:36,730
it's still graphic,
still controversial.

898
00:42:36,764 --> 00:42:41,301
You behaved badly, Bill,
in my hospital.

899
00:42:41,335 --> 00:42:43,203
You lied to your superiors,

900
00:42:43,237 --> 00:42:46,206
you abused your authority,
embarrassed me.

901
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:49,175
God knows you pulled the wool
over Barton's eyes

902
00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:50,276
all these years.

903
00:42:50,311 --> 00:42:51,578
And Barton is a fine doctor,

904
00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:53,746
but he has a tendency
to show poor judgment--

905
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,583
and not just
in his professional life.

906
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:58,317
You try to ignore gossip,

907
00:42:58,351 --> 00:43:01,787
but when you hear the same rumor
year after year...

908
00:43:01,822 --> 00:43:03,422
Bill: Obviously,
Barton did the right thing,

909
00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:04,724
walking away
from the provost job.

910
00:43:04,758 --> 00:43:07,226
Fitzhugh: [ Chuckles ]
Don't kid yourself.

911
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:10,029
He fought tooth and nail
to hold onto that position.

912
00:43:10,063 --> 00:43:12,732
And, frankly, that queer
is lucky to have a place

913
00:43:12,766 --> 00:43:14,099
in the university at all.

914
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:18,002
Bill: Jesus, you are still
a smug, small-minded bureaucrat.

915
00:43:20,373 --> 00:43:23,408
Fitzhugh: I'm smart enough
to know when something's rotten.

916
00:43:23,443 --> 00:43:26,111
Barton Scully
with his disturbing rumors,

917
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,280
Bill Masters
with his smutty book.

918
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,649
Well, at least I've been able
to rid Washington University

919
00:43:31,683 --> 00:43:32,617
of one of you.

920
00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:34,318
Barton:
They're out of beefeater,

921
00:43:34,353 --> 00:43:35,586
so I got Plymouth instead.

922
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,394
Fitzhugh: Another gin
and tonic, please.

923
00:43:50,101 --> 00:43:51,502
Barton:
For heaven's sake, Bill,

924
00:43:51,536 --> 00:43:53,337
you're the one asking a favor
from Fitzhugh,

925
00:43:53,372 --> 00:43:55,072
then you spit
in the man's face?!

926
00:43:55,106 --> 00:43:56,240
I mean, how many times

927
00:43:56,275 --> 00:43:58,609
are we gonna have the chancellor
show us the door?

928
00:43:58,644 --> 00:44:00,177
What the hell's
the matter with you?!

929
00:44:00,211 --> 00:44:01,512
Bill:
What's the matter with me?

930
00:44:01,546 --> 00:44:03,680
I'm not the one who's fetching
drinks for Doug Fitzhugh

931
00:44:03,714 --> 00:44:04,915
like some goddamn serving boy!

932
00:44:16,895 --> 00:44:19,529
You know what you need to do?
You need to come work for me.

933
00:44:19,563 --> 00:44:21,698
I mean it.

934
00:44:21,732 --> 00:44:24,334
I need someone to manage
my fertility practice,

935
00:44:24,368 --> 00:44:27,671
my OB patients, even perhaps
bring some patients of his own.

936
00:44:27,705 --> 00:44:31,140
That's... that's what
we need to do, together.

937
00:44:31,175 --> 00:44:35,645
Barton: I'm flattered, Bill.
But I'm happy where I am.

938
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,146
Bill: But you shouldn't be.
He--

939
00:44:37,181 --> 00:44:39,916
[ Couple chatting happily ]

940
00:44:39,950 --> 00:44:42,118
Bill: They do not
appreciate you there.

941
00:44:42,152 --> 00:44:44,821
Barton:
I don't think that's true.

942
00:44:44,855 --> 00:44:47,323
Bill:
They listen to rumors.

943
00:44:51,862 --> 00:44:54,029
Barton: I really do need
to be getting home.

944
00:44:54,063 --> 00:44:56,932
Bill: To Judith?

945
00:45:05,542 --> 00:45:08,577
Barton: You...
you must wonder...

946
00:45:08,611 --> 00:45:10,611
what on earth--

947
00:45:10,646 --> 00:45:12,914
Bill: This is why you need to
come work for me, because...

948
00:45:12,949 --> 00:45:17,685
I do not wonder about Judith,
about any of it.

949
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,755
I know.

950
00:45:20,789 --> 00:45:23,191
And it doesn't matter to me.

951
00:45:23,226 --> 00:45:27,194
Come where you're wanted,
Barton.

952
00:45:27,229 --> 00:45:30,798
Where you're respected.

953
00:45:36,605 --> 00:45:38,939
Virginia: Tessie,
I wasn't that late.

954
00:45:38,974 --> 00:45:42,343
My meeting just went on and on.

955
00:45:49,584 --> 00:45:51,986
Well, did you at least
have a good time?

956
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,720
Did you meet any nice boys?

957
00:45:53,755 --> 00:45:56,523
Tessa: I was the last one
waiting tonight.

958
00:45:56,557 --> 00:45:58,359
So was what you were doing
so important

959
00:45:58,393 --> 00:46:00,193
that you had to embarrass me
like that?

960
00:46:00,227 --> 00:46:04,698
Virginia:
Tessie, that's not--

961
00:46:04,732 --> 00:46:06,600
[ Sighs ]

962
00:46:06,634 --> 00:46:10,203
I am so sorry.

963
00:46:10,237 --> 00:46:12,773
I really am.

964
00:46:21,315 --> 00:46:22,748
[ Betty sighs ]

965
00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:25,118
Still sleeping in the doghouse?

966
00:46:25,152 --> 00:46:29,055
Lester: Uh, only
for the foreseeable future.

967
00:46:29,089 --> 00:46:31,291
Tell me that's not
all hate mail.

968
00:46:31,325 --> 00:46:34,359
Betty: It's all hate mail,
but then this morning,

969
00:46:34,394 --> 00:46:36,228
I got curious, opened one up,

970
00:46:36,262 --> 00:46:38,864
it was a Lutheran pastor
from Minnesota

971
00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:42,701
asking for advice on how to talk
to his congregants about sex.

972
00:46:42,736 --> 00:46:46,739
Who knows how many like that
are just sitting there,

973
00:46:46,773 --> 00:46:48,307
waiting to be read.

974
00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:50,375
Lester: Don't look at me,
I'm really busy.

975
00:46:52,912 --> 00:46:54,779
With work and kids
and the she-wolf,

976
00:46:54,814 --> 00:46:56,614
I don't have time
to sort laundry,

977
00:46:56,649 --> 00:46:58,383
much less read 300 letters
a day.

978
00:46:58,418 --> 00:47:00,585
Betty: Let me tell you
something about your wife.

979
00:47:00,619 --> 00:47:02,988
She's not a she-wolf.
She's bored-- out of her skull.

980
00:47:03,022 --> 00:47:05,256
She's too smart
to be scraping applesauce

981
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,691
and wiping snot all day.

982
00:47:09,495 --> 00:47:10,829
The crazy, she should throw out,

983
00:47:10,863 --> 00:47:12,497
the good ones,
she should write back.

984
00:47:12,531 --> 00:47:14,532
We'll pay her 5 bucks a bag.

985
00:47:14,567 --> 00:47:17,435
[ School bell rings ]

986
00:47:17,470 --> 00:47:20,972
[ Boy laughing ]

987
00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,539
[ Indistinct conversations ]

988
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:31,582
Matt: Hey, Tessa.

989
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:45,161
Sorry about the schnapps.
Don't feel bad.

990
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:47,698
The same thing happened
to me a couple weeks ago.

991
00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:50,367
I threw up
all over my cousin's dog.

992
00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:57,040
Anyway, I had a really
great time with you.

993
00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:58,841
We should do it again.

994
00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:04,514
Tessa: I'd love to.

995
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:19,829
Virginia: We were prepared
to recommend Dan Logan,

996
00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,130
the perfume manufacturer.

997
00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:22,532
Betty:
Flavors and fragrances.

998
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,333
Virginia: Flavors
and fragrances manufacturer.

999
00:48:24,367 --> 00:48:25,768
But that was before we met Hef.

1000
00:48:25,802 --> 00:48:28,837
Turns out Hugh Hefner comes
with a built-in audience--

1001
00:48:28,871 --> 00:48:30,305
four million subscribers.

1002
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:32,508
Betty:
Not to mention a ton of cash.

1003
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:35,010
Bill: I would like to take
Mr. Hefner's name

1004
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:36,245
out of consideration.

1005
00:48:36,279 --> 00:48:38,180
Virginia: What?
Bill, we just told you--

1006
00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:40,049
Bill: Hugh Hefner stands
for everything

1007
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:41,750
that we're trying
to get away from.

1008
00:48:41,784 --> 00:48:43,752
Betty: - Sex?
Bill: - Titillation.

1009
00:48:43,786 --> 00:48:45,720
Virginia: He believes
in the work that we are doing.

1010
00:48:45,755 --> 00:48:47,121
Bill: He's using us

1011
00:48:47,156 --> 00:48:49,591
because we're the "good
housekeeping" seal of approval.

1012
00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:52,427
Once he has our names
in his magazine, suddenly,

1013
00:48:52,461 --> 00:48:54,729
he's not just peddling
girlie photos,

1014
00:48:54,764 --> 00:48:56,364
he's a high-minded academic.

1015
00:48:56,398 --> 00:48:57,799
But where does that leave us

1016
00:48:57,833 --> 00:49:00,168
when we're squeezed in between
Miss July and Miss August?

1017
00:49:00,202 --> 00:49:01,835
We've killed ourselves
to convince

1018
00:49:01,870 --> 00:49:04,572
the medical establishment that
what we are doing is legitimate.

1019
00:49:04,606 --> 00:49:05,940
Virginia:
And they are convinced.

1020
00:49:05,974 --> 00:49:07,542
We couldn't have more
glowing reviews.

1021
00:49:07,576 --> 00:49:09,177
Bill: It's not enough.

1022
00:49:09,211 --> 00:49:12,746
Virginia: Hugh Hefner
is the obvious choice, Bill.

1023
00:49:12,781 --> 00:49:15,649
Nobody else even comes close.

1024
00:49:17,351 --> 00:49:20,320
Dan: Why do people kiss?

1025
00:49:20,354 --> 00:49:23,323
How did that start?
It's baffling, isn't it?

1026
00:49:23,357 --> 00:49:26,594
How does putting your lips
on someone else's lips

1027
00:49:26,628 --> 00:49:29,262
serve any evolutionary purpose
at all?

1028
00:49:29,297 --> 00:49:30,998
Smell.

1029
00:49:31,032 --> 00:49:34,834
Lips, tongue-- incidental.
It's all background noise.

1030
00:49:34,868 --> 00:49:37,404
It's what's happening
right here.

1031
00:49:37,438 --> 00:49:39,972
Smell tells us
everything we need to know.

1032
00:49:40,006 --> 00:49:41,840
We can smell if someone is sick.

1033
00:49:41,874 --> 00:49:43,642
It's not a good idea.

1034
00:49:43,676 --> 00:49:47,313
We can smell if a woman is
ovulating-- very good idea.

1035
00:49:47,347 --> 00:49:50,216
We can smell fear.
We can smell revulsion.

1036
00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:53,385
We can smell... desire.

1037
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:58,023
Now, this perfume
does not smell like desire.

1038
00:49:58,057 --> 00:49:59,190
Mnh-mnh.

1039
00:49:59,225 --> 00:50:02,027
It smells like
a bouquet of fresh flowers,

1040
00:50:02,061 --> 00:50:05,831
which is telling us what,
exactly?

1041
00:50:05,865 --> 00:50:08,500
The only thing
this perfume is telling us

1042
00:50:08,534 --> 00:50:10,002
is that it smells nice.

1043
00:50:10,036 --> 00:50:13,605
I'm not very interested in nice.

1044
00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:16,774
I'm interested in a fragrance
that says "I want you.

1045
00:50:16,808 --> 00:50:19,644
Go to bed with me,
you can't live without me."

1046
00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:24,516
[ Bill clears throat ]

1047
00:50:24,550 --> 00:50:28,386
Well, uh, smell
is one of the disciplines

1048
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:31,255
we're hoping to explore in
the next phase of our research.

1049
00:50:31,289 --> 00:50:34,558
That's why when we began
discussing a potential investor,

1050
00:50:34,592 --> 00:50:36,861
Mrs. Johnson and I
immediately agreed

1051
00:50:36,895 --> 00:50:39,196
that you were the right
man for the job.

1052
00:50:39,230 --> 00:50:41,065
Virginia:
If you'll excuse me,

1053
00:50:41,099 --> 00:50:44,268
I will get started
on the paperwork.

1054
00:50:51,643 --> 00:50:55,345
Dan: What's the story?
Married, single?

1055
00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:57,814
Bill: Mrs. Johnson?

1056
00:50:57,848 --> 00:50:59,316
Dan: Mm-hmm.

1057
00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:02,152
Bill: Is uh, married, yes.

1058
00:51:21,572 --> 00:51:23,972
Lester: Is it
interesting reading at least?

1059
00:51:24,007 --> 00:51:27,042
Jane: I have plenty to do,
Lester, I don't need a hobby.

1060
00:51:27,077 --> 00:51:30,045
Lester:
$5.00 a bag isn't a hobby.

1061
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,148
Jane: I got paid $35
to be a banana

1062
00:51:33,183 --> 00:51:35,584
in that Chiquita commercial.

1063
00:51:35,618 --> 00:51:37,352
Granted,
that was a long time ago,

1064
00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:38,721
and I had to wear that suit.

1065
00:51:38,755 --> 00:51:40,355
[ Sighs ]

1066
00:51:47,296 --> 00:51:50,699
Lester: Look...
Answering the hate mail

1067
00:51:50,734 --> 00:51:53,668
is not the most lucrative job
in the world,

1068
00:51:53,703 --> 00:51:56,804
but let's face it,
you sitting at home all day

1069
00:51:56,839 --> 00:52:01,543
with our sweet but screaming
kids is never gonna work.

1070
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,978
You're too smart for that.

1071
00:52:08,316 --> 00:52:10,151
And who knows?

1072
00:52:10,185 --> 00:52:14,655
Maybe you'll find someone
who's more confused than we are.

1073
00:52:15,858 --> 00:52:19,326
Jane:
I think I already did.

1074
00:52:21,496 --> 00:52:24,732
Debbie from Des Plaines.

1075
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:29,002
"Dear Dr. Masters
and Mrs. Jonathan."

1076
00:52:29,036 --> 00:52:31,572
You have to admit,
that's a pretty promising start.

1077
00:52:34,075 --> 00:52:36,477
"I cannot stop thinking about
the wickedness of your book.

1078
00:52:36,511 --> 00:52:40,080
The pictures come into my head,
and they will not leave me--

1079
00:52:40,114 --> 00:52:42,448
men and women
in all their nakedness.

1080
00:52:42,483 --> 00:52:50,223
Hands reaching, groping,
skin quivering with lust,

1081
00:52:50,258 --> 00:52:52,192
yearning to be touched.

1082
00:52:52,226 --> 00:52:55,128
A whispering so close
to your ear

1083
00:52:55,163 --> 00:52:59,231
that you can feel the hot breath
tingle down your spine--"

1084
00:53:05,339 --> 00:53:07,139
This does not mean
that I forgive you.

1085
00:53:07,174 --> 00:53:09,676
Lester: I didn't ask you
to forgive me.

1086
00:53:09,710 --> 00:53:11,577
Jane: Well, I don't.

1087
00:53:11,612 --> 00:53:13,746
Lester: Well, then, good.

1088
00:53:17,383 --> 00:53:19,618
[ Engine idling ]

1089
00:53:37,970 --> 00:53:39,003
Libby: Hello?!

1090
00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:44,376
Joy?

1091
00:53:46,145 --> 00:53:47,278
Joy?

1092
00:53:49,849 --> 00:53:51,615
Hello?

1093
00:53:51,650 --> 00:53:53,384
Paul.

1094
00:53:53,418 --> 00:53:56,254
Sorry, your car is running.

1095
00:53:56,288 --> 00:54:00,458
Paul: Oh, thank you, I...
I didn't realize.

1096
00:54:00,492 --> 00:54:02,327
Libby:
Is everything all right?

1097
00:54:02,361 --> 00:54:05,062
Paul: Oh, it's, uh, it's...
it's Joy.

1098
00:54:05,096 --> 00:54:09,266
She... she collapsed.

1099
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:15,272
And I took her in, and they're
calling it a brain aneurysm.

1100
00:54:15,306 --> 00:54:17,641
Uh...

1101
00:54:17,676 --> 00:54:18,942
Libby: Where is she now?

1102
00:54:18,977 --> 00:54:20,344
Paul: She's at the ICU,

1103
00:54:20,378 --> 00:54:23,613
and she's gonna be there
for a while.

1104
00:54:23,647 --> 00:54:26,149
Libby:
She's gonna be all right?

1105
00:54:26,184 --> 00:54:30,020
Paul: Well, the extent
of the brain damage,

1106
00:54:30,054 --> 00:54:32,489
the doctor said,
isn't clear yet.

1107
00:54:32,523 --> 00:54:36,393
But it's, um, uh...

1108
00:54:36,427 --> 00:54:40,997
"Catastrophic" was the word
they kept using.

1109
00:54:41,031 --> 00:54:45,334
She's going to make it, the
doctor said, is the good news.

1110
00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:49,406
That's...
That's the good news.

1111
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,673
I'm sorry.

1112
00:55:01,651 --> 00:55:03,019
[ Door closes ]

1113
00:55:07,757 --> 00:55:11,326
Bill: Who goes somewhere
where they're not wanted?

1114
00:55:14,464 --> 00:55:17,866
Virginia: You're wanted.

1115
00:55:17,901 --> 00:55:19,701
Here.

1116
00:55:30,679 --> 00:55:31,879
[ Baby cries ]

1117
00:55:35,818 --> 00:55:39,921
Virginia:
I'll be right back.

1118
00:55:39,956 --> 00:55:42,424
[ Bill sighs ]

1119
00:55:52,835 --> 00:55:54,836
Virginia:
No, no, no, stay, stay.

1120
00:55:54,870 --> 00:55:56,537
[ Crying continues, louder ]

1121
00:56:01,276 --> 00:56:02,542
[ Crying stops ]

1122
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,955
She'll go back to sleep
in a minute.

1123
00:56:22,597 --> 00:56:24,197
[ Baby fusses ]

1124
00:56:24,231 --> 00:56:25,899
[ Virginia shushing ]

1125
00:56:28,335 --> 00:56:31,170
[ "What The World Needs Now
Is Love" plays ]

1126
00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:39,678
♪ what the world needs now ♪

1127
00:56:39,713 --> 00:56:43,616
♪ is love, sweet love ♪

1128
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,085
♪ it's the only thing ♪

1129
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:51,423
♪ that there's
just too little of ♪

1130
00:56:51,457 --> 00:56:54,894
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www.addic7ed.com

1131
00:56:54,928 --> 00:56:58,631
♪ is love, sweet love ♪

1132
00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:01,433
♪ no, not just for some ♪

1133
00:57:01,467 --> 00:57:06,905
♪ but for everyone ♪

1134
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:12,844
♪ Lord, we don't need
another mountain ♪

1135
00:57:12,878 --> 00:57:17,715
♪ there are mountains
and hillsides ♪

1136
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:20,484
♪ enough to climb ♪

1137
00:57:20,519 --> 00:57:25,355
♪ there are oceans and rivers ♪

1138
00:57:25,389 --> 00:57:27,424
♪ enough to cross ♪

1139
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,626
♪ enough to last ♪

1140
00:57:29,661 --> 00:57:33,263
♪ till the end of time ♪

1141
00:57:33,297 --> 00:57:38,101
♪ what the world needs now ♪

1142
00:57:38,135 --> 00:57:42,138
♪ is love, sweet love ♪

1143
00:57:42,173 --> 00:57:44,074
♪ it's the only ♪